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A Famous Supermodel

The woman at right is named Gisele Bündchen.

Among many other attributes that I’m sure are more important, she is reckoned by Forbes magazine to be the highest paid model in the world. There’s a special word for people who have such a high-flying modeling career: she is a supermodel.  A single fact should illustrate the point: a black-and-white nude photo of Ms. Bündchen was recently auctioned in the low 7 figures.

Anyway, my advice to all would-be coaches should be obvious:

Be Like Gisele!

Here’s how to let this woman be your inspiration. Each day when you brush your teeth, I want you to look into the mirror and say, in a firm but gentle tone, “Today, I am going to be more like Gisele.” (Pro tip: this works better if you do it after rinsing away the toothpaste.)

Any questions?

You Mean, Charge a Lot Of Money?

Errr, no.  I mean, yeah, sure, charge as much money as the coaching market will bear.  A real discussion of prices is way outta scope for this blog.  Suffice to say that you can make up to $17,000 a year as a professional XP coach. I’m not saying I did, I just read that on a  matchbook.  (Does anyone else remember matchbooks? I had a collection back in the day.)

Wait, You Mean Brushing Teeth?

Welllll, no.  I mean, yeah, sure, there’s no reason not to, and I am a big advocate of personal hygiene in other persons.  But let’s be honest, there’s only so much brushing  can accomplish.  You can brush and brush and brush, comb your hair, shower once a week and even use makeup, but the truth is that some of us are really just flat-out ugly. Unless you are inherently gorgeous, as in my case, and you have that certain je ne sais quoi that simultaneously says “Adonis” and “Genius” and “Potential Stalker,” this answer’s not going to work.

It’s the Nakedness, isn’t it?

No. I mean, yeah, sure, knock yourself out. That’s how Ron Jeffries made it as a big-time “coach”.  Though let me tell you, I’ve been down the whole selling-naked-pictures-of-self road, and taking pictures of your self naked is much harder than might at first appear. Also, my sales were in the low one figure.  If you’re going to try this, keep your day job for as long as possible.

Where Can I Buy Nude Photos Of Ron Jeffries??

Never mind.

Let’s just forget this.  Instead of the reverse-Socratic method, I’ll just blurt out the answer I wanted.


Gisele Bündchen models all the time.


A coach models all the time.

Every minute of every working day, the coach needs to heed Gandhi and Gisele, by being the change she hopes to see.  This modeling business takes place across a huge variety of roles and tasks.  You can model:

  • Making mistakes and un-making them.
  • Writing tests before writing code.
  • Obsessing over the internal code quality.
  • Enhancing tools until they’re ready for team prime-time.
  • Arguing about design.
  • Asking for help.
  • Going to help.
  • Having fun.
  • Surfing the web.
  • Writing, estimating, sorting stories.
  • … the list gets pretty long.

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Recently Rachel Davies asked on an open twitter channel for answers to this question:  If you had only a 140 characters  of advice to give a new coach, what would it be?

Be like Giselle!

Model everything, especially a)  having fun, and b)  making mistakes, laughing at them, and fixing them.


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